Greg (Mr. E) Englesson

Lyrics

DWI
by Greg Englesson

Hey Mr. Policeman
I see you in my mirror
I’ve been at a party
and I’m in my under wear

I see my lights are out
and my left blinker is on
I don’t have no license plates
and my wallet she is gone

DWI
My oh My
I’ve had a drink or 2 or 3
or was it 8 or 9

No I can’t say the ABC’s
and I can’t see your pen
but I’ll walk for you a straight line
just name a place and when

I know the speed zones 30
I was only doing 5
if that’s to slow I’ll go more fast
would you accept a bribe

DWI
My oh My
I’ve had a drink or 2 or 3
or was it 8 or 9

Now sir it’s you I’d like to thank
you let me breath in that tube
sure I’ll go in that tank
could we send out for food

Hey Mr. policeman
I see you in my mirror
your lights are a flashing
and I’m in my underwear

DWI
My oh My
I’ve had a drink or 8 or 9
I know I shouldn’t drive